MacPorts are better way to install and updating various utilities in your mac, it is a command line tool.
Sencha Touch
~
Android,
CSS,
JavaScript,
PhoneGap,
XHTML
Sencha Touch is a full mobile JS library, along with widgets, animations and all sort of utilities for mobile html5 development.
Installing Ant plugin in Aptana Studio
~
Android
Because Aptana is build for Web development it don't have Ant in its bundle (as it comes with Eclipse). We need to install JDT with some simple steps to run Ant in Aptana
Prepopulate SQLite DataBase in PhoneGap Application
This is an old post, please refer:
https://github.com/brodysoft/Cordova-SQLitePlugin - a Cordova/PhoneGap plugin to open and use sqlite databases on Android/iOS/WP(8) with HTML5 Web SQL API
It is really hard to wait for too much time when a phonegap application runs for first time and create all its database stuff, which gives a really bad impression to the user who just downloaded the app for its iPhone or Android device. I have a little approach to save the long time taken for database creation at very first run of the app, that is; we should copy a Pre-Populated Database file to the native location of device.
https://github.com/brodysoft/Cordova-SQLitePlugin - a Cordova/PhoneGap plugin to open and use sqlite databases on Android/iOS/WP(8) with HTML5 Web SQL API
It is really hard to wait for too much time when a phonegap application runs for first time and create all its database stuff, which gives a really bad impression to the user who just downloaded the app for its iPhone or Android device. I have a little approach to save the long time taken for database creation at very first run of the app, that is; we should copy a Pre-Populated Database file to the native location of device.
Sprite3D or 3D HTML5
~
JavaScript,
XHTML
I think we can say 3D-HTML ;) because Sprite3D wraps HTML elements with the necessary behaviors to easily control their 3D-position using a simple JavaScript syntax. It gives AS3-style properties and derivative support, Lots of accessory methods with a basic support for sprite sheets. Sadly Sprite3D is only limited to chrome browser yet.
Official URI: http://minimal.be/lab/Sprite3D/
Official URI: http://minimal.be/lab/Sprite3D/
FlyJSONP
FlyJSONP is a small JavaScript library, 2.38KB (1.13KB gzipped), that allows you to do cross-domain GET and POST requests with remote services that support JSONP, and get a JSON response.
Official URI : http://alotaiba.github.com/FlyJSONP/
Demo : http://alotaiba.github.com/FlyJSONP/#!/demo
Official URI : http://alotaiba.github.com/FlyJSONP/
Demo : http://alotaiba.github.com/FlyJSONP/#!/demo
Zen Coding to boost your HTML and CSS
Zen coding is an IDE plugin to boost your HTML/CSS typing speed, all what you need to know is little Zen coding syntax and DOM XPath knowledge. It supports a wide variety of code editors, including Espresso, Vim, Netbeans, TextMate, and Komodo Edit. It combine the power and specificity of CSS selectors with HTML mark-up, and you get Zen Coding. Certainly, I wasn’t the only one whose jaw dropped the first time when i saw that with a single shortcut in my Dreamweaver, for div#wrap>div#content>amp>ul#nav>li*3 it populated
{LESS} for CSS
~
CSS,
JavaScript,
XHTML
LESS is an amazing little tool which helps to minify your CSS by using some JS stuff, it extends CSS with the addition of variables, mixins, operations and nested rules, this means you can write code very quickly.
Sketch Me Pro Success
~
Android
WOW! I am too happy today with the Growth of Sketch Me Pro.
My application Sketch Me Pro getting a huge success in Android App market, with more then 10k downloads in time period of less then 15 days. Today it is in top of hot photography apps category of appbrain.com,
My application Sketch Me Pro getting a huge success in Android App market, with more then 10k downloads in time period of less then 15 days. Today it is in top of hot photography apps category of appbrain.com,
Social network comparison
~
Doodling
How to chose a Social networking site for our favorite services like Video Chat, Status Update, etc. lets have a look to a interesting comparison info-graphic.
Unique features of Android OS
~
Android
There are other smartphone OS available out there, but Android have some individual features that other OS do not have like:
knockout.js
knockout.js: A pure lightweight JavaScript library that simplifies the creation of dynamic user interfaces by MVVM (Model-View-View Model) architecture with cross browsers support. (something similar like Mustache.js)
Features of Sanskrit that make it an extra-ordinary language
~
Sanskrit
A good article to make a boon of Sanskrit: http://uttishthabharata.wordpress.com/2011/04/20/sanskrit/
Related Posts Widget in Blogspot
~
XHTML
NOTE: Back up your existing Template before making any changes!
Open you blog's template in expanded mode for editing; Just after
Open you blog's template in expanded mode for editing; Just after
</head> tag add <script src='http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9050117/blogspot_related_post.js' type='text/javascript'/> and just after <data:post.body/> and following code snippet:JS Fiddle
~
CSS,
JavaScript,
XHTML
Suppose you want to test a JS snippet and test it, then all you have to do are; create a HTML page then write stuff on it then run it on a browser such a boring and long phenomena and these type of junk page we lost them almost in our huge file base and after a longtime when you really need this code or you want to share with you friend then you have to do a huge search to find that file..... get rid from all this with JSFiddle.
BDD vs TDD
~
Android,
Objective C,
PHP
If you’re not familiar with these acronyms, they stand for Behaviour-Driven Development and Test-Driven Development, BDD is little more complex as compare to TDD here are some of the basic differences:
Mustache.js
~
JavaScript,
XHTML
Mustache.js is KISS(keep it simple stupid) Logic-less template engine quite useful when writing web applications.
WebSocket in HTML5
~
Flash,
Flex,
JavaScript,
PHP,
XHTML
HTML5 provides a new thing called a WebSocket. Now data can flow between the browser and server without having to send HTTP headers until the connection is broken down again. Welcome to the world of PUSH technology!
What is Websocket?
WebSocket is bi-directional (full-duplex) communication channel over a single TCP (Transmission Control Protocol) socket for client or server application... goes too much technical, ok then
WebSockets opens a connection to a server and the connection stays open until you decide to close it. From there, you can start sending messages from the browser to the server and you can define a callback function for when the server send data back. Basically we got rid of each time new request for server.
What is Websocket?
WebSocket is bi-directional (full-duplex) communication channel over a single TCP (Transmission Control Protocol) socket for client or server application... goes too much technical, ok then
WebSockets opens a connection to a server and the connection stays open until you decide to close it. From there, you can start sending messages from the browser to the server and you can define a callback function for when the server send data back. Basically we got rid of each time new request for server.
Periodic Table of Typefaces
Periodic Table of Typefaces : Popular, Influential & Notorious (wallpaper)
An interesting collection of fonts and guess what you also can order to past it on your workshops wall ;)
An interesting collection of fonts and guess what you also can order to past it on your workshops wall ;)
Get a Periodic Table of Typefaces for yourself!
How to share iPhone Application in development phase
~
Objective C,
XHTML
One word answer is testflightapp.com. You can also use iOS Beta Builder (thanks to hanchorllc.com) and if you don't have an server you can use DropBox.
Google Code Prettify
~
CSS,
JavaScript,
PHP,
XHTML
It is a truly better and easier way for syntax highlighting of code snippets in a web page with good cross-browser support. It contains a Theme based Customizable CSS file which you can chose from its gallery of theme and a Javascript module file that allows syntax highlighting of source code snippets in an html page. It is also light weighted and have basic support to all C (and friends), Java, Python, Bash, SQL, HTML, XML, CSS, Javascript, and Makefiles languages (because of commenting conventions, doesn't work on Smalltalk, or CAML-like languages), and we don't need to specify the language. Apart this for Clojure, CSS, Go, Haskell, Lua, OCAML, SML, F#, Nemerle, Protocol Buffers, Scala, SQL, TeX, LaTeX, VHDL, Visual Basic, WikiText, XQuery, and YAML. it have an extensible language handlers for other languages in such case you can specify the language.
Cross site AJAX request
~
JavaScript,
PhoneGap,
PHP,
XHTML
For cross site AJAX request we need following headers in host site:
Access-Control-Allow-Origin : http://example1.com, http://example2.com, ..
( it is necessary to mention requesting sites reference for localhost we can use http://127.0.0.1 and to grant access to all sites we can also use * )
Access-Control-Allow-Headers : Header1, Header2, ..
(we need to mention the permissions for headers send by other site)
Access-Control-Allow-Methods : POST, OPTIONS, ..(we also need to mention Request methods supported by our site for other sites GET is by default open)
Access-Control-Allow-Origin : http://example1.com, http://example2.com, ..
( it is necessary to mention requesting sites reference for localhost we can use http://127.0.0.1 and to grant access to all sites we can also use * )
Access-Control-Allow-Headers : Header1, Header2, ..
(we need to mention the permissions for headers send by other site)
Access-Control-Allow-Methods : POST, OPTIONS, ..(we also need to mention Request methods supported by our site for other sites GET is by default open)
SOAP
SOAP is a simple and extensible schema(or format) of XML information exchange over HTTP, it is used for communication between applications. SOAP stands for Simple Object Access Protocol.
A SOAP XML should have an Envelope (that is root element of a SOAP message), Header, Body and Fault element that identifies the document is SOAP message.
A SOAP XML should have an Envelope (that is root element of a SOAP message), Header, Body and Fault element that identifies the document is SOAP message.
Google Web Fonts
Google Fonts is an absolutely awesome collection of web fonts with Open Font License that you may use in your HTML web pages without any restrictions. Google Fonts are hosted on google.com and all you need to do is include a few lines of CSS (or JavaScript) to embed one or more of these fonts in your web pages.
We also can use these fonts for local use like in DOCs or PDFs, by downloading them from Google Fonts or from Google Code.
We also can use these fonts for local use like in DOCs or PDFs, by downloading them from Google Fonts or from Google Code.
Introduction to PhoneGap
What is PhoneGap?
It is a bridge platform between browser of a device and native control of device, it is based on advantage that every mobile operating system provides a Web View interface for its application like UIVewView in iOS.
It is a bridge platform between browser of a device and native control of device, it is based on advantage that every mobile operating system provides a Web View interface for its application like UIVewView in iOS.
Ripple Emulator
~
CSS,
JavaScript,
PhoneGap,
XHTML
About Ripple Emulator
A browser plugin emulator to test and debug your HTML5 mobile applications for smartphone like Android, iOS, Blackberry.
It also supports multiple platforms like WAC, PhoneGap, WebWorks, Mobile Web, Opera and Vodafone.
Some of device features are also supported by Ripple Emulator, we can test Orientation, Accelerometer, Network Settings and Geo Location, apart that we can get the status of Audio and Video playback.
All from within your Google Chrome browser and in a fraction of the time.
A browser plugin emulator to test and debug your HTML5 mobile applications for smartphone like Android, iOS, Blackberry.
It also supports multiple platforms like WAC, PhoneGap, WebWorks, Mobile Web, Opera and Vodafone.
Some of device features are also supported by Ripple Emulator, we can test Orientation, Accelerometer, Network Settings and Geo Location, apart that we can get the status of Audio and Video playback.
All from within your Google Chrome browser and in a fraction of the time.
Android vs iPhone in the USA
~
Android
- 6.6% of the US population has an iPhone. (source)
- Apple has 20.4 million iPhone users in the US. Up from 12.1 million a year ago. (source)
- 9.4% of the US population in using an Android phone. (source)
- There are 29 million Android phones in use in the US. Up from 6.4 million a year ago. (source)
- The proportion of new iPhone owners has jumped to 17% from 10% at the beginning of the year, while percentages of new Android phone owners has plateaued at 27%. (source)
- Android still makes up the majority of new smartphone sales for customers who picked them up in the last three months, but interest in the platform has stopped growing for now. (source)
- Apple's share of the U.S. smartphone market gained 12.3 percentage points to 29.5% in March 2011 while Android's share in the U.S. fell from 52.4% to 49.5% — its first sequential loss in any region of the world since early 2009. (source)
- "The migration of subscribers to the iPhone on the Verizon network should accelerate this fall when Apple coordinates the launch of iPhone 5 on the GSM and CDMA networks." (source)
- Verizon has 32% of the US iPhone 4 market. There was a big jump in Verizon iPhone 4 sales between May and June 2011. (source)
MongoDB and PHP Mongo Driver on MAC OSX
~
PHP
MongoDB is a good approach to JSON files based database management on server side.
JavaScript Tutorial Websites
1. Mozilla Developer Network
The MDN has become the de facto resource for JavaScript documentation, and is an excellent resource for beginners and seasoned developers alike.
2. JQAPI
JQAPI is an alternative to the official jQuery.com API documentation.
3. JS Fiddle
JS Fiddle is a JavaScript pastebin on steroids. Create, share, execute and test your JavaScript right in the browser. This is a great tool for collaborative debugging or for sharing code snippets. It's also a fun way to perform quick experiments and test out new ideas. Simply combine your JavaScript, HTML and CSS, then click the "Run" button to see the results. You can also validate your JavaScript code against JSLint and save your Fiddle for use later, or share with others. JS Fiddle provides a number of useful features, like the ability to load up common frameworks automatically (to test your jQuery or MooTools code, for example) and as-you-type syntax highlighting, just like you'd get by writing code in your favorite IDE.
4. Eloquent JavaScript
This free ebook is an introduction to programming and the JavaScript language, the book reads much like a tutorial, and introduces a number of concepts and real-world applications in a clean, concise style. Interactive examples are also available, which means you can read about various techniques.
5. Douglas Crockford's JavaScript Videos
An undisputed expert in JavaScript, Douglas Crockford is Yahoo's JavaScript architect and is one of the individuals instrumental in the planning, development and future growth of the language.
6. How To Node
NodeJS is one of the web's most popular server-side JavaScript frameworks. This community-driven site offers an excellent repository of Node tutorials that's proven itself useful on a number of occasions. No Node developer toolkit would be complete without it.
7. DailyJS
DailyJS is a popular JavaScript-focused blog that brings you the latest and greatest JavaScript news, offers tips and techniques, and reviews libraries, plug-ins and services for JavaScript developers.
PHP Framework
~
PHP
Cake PHP
If you still need to write PHP4 compatible code, CakePHP is a great option. This PHP 4 & 5 MVC framework is one of the oldest and most popular on our list. Cake PHP has built up a reputation as a formidable and capable framework. It also has many avenues for support (groups, message boards, IRC) and excellent tutorials. CakePHP is a good framework that's easy to get into but one that you won't outgrow in a couple of weeks.
CakePHP's conventions are fairly strict, however, and it's not the most flexible framework available. This could be a plus if you want to guarantee consistency across the application regardless of the user. There are also built-in tools for unit testing, XML-RPC and feed parsing for integration with web services as well as scaffolding for rapid prototyping.
Zend Framework
The Zend Framework is for more experienced developers and those building enterprise-level applications. The framework is highly modular, meaning you can use as little or as much of the Zend code as you need. Several libraries can easily be extracted for stand-alone use. With Zend, you're not tied to the MVC pattern (though it is certainly an option), and there is a lot of built-in support for tasks such as integration with existing web services, localization and extensive unit testing.
Zend requires PHP 5.1.4+ but has multiple configuration options and excellent documentation. It's a framework with corporate backing and a strong community. You'll get long-term stability and fairly quick integration of new features, not to mention security updates tested by a team of professionals. While the Zend framework may be a large overhead for small projects, if you're building large-scale applications it is typically considered the framework of choice.
CodeIgniter
CodeIgniter is (as of v2.0) a PHP5.2+ MVC framework with a small footprint and great documentation. Often called a "beginners" framework because of its relative ease of use and short learning curve, CodeIgniter is nonetheless flexible and powerful. The framework has a large community surrounding it, so it's fairly easy to find an existing CI library for just about anything you could dream up. If you need to do it, chances are, someone out there already has.
CodeIgniter is best suited for content sites and small-to-medium web applications. You'll likely see a performance drop with very large numbers, but there is some built-in caching to help with that. If you're new to PHP frameworks or want something that can be picked up and learned in a few hours, CodeIgniter is one of the top frameworks to consider.
Symfony
Symfony is one of the oldest PHP frameworks, and is designed for enterprise-level web applications. For all its power and performance, however, Symfony has a small footprint and is easy to configure on a variety of PHP hosting environments. Since it's been around for so long, you’ll find a lot of tutorials and books available on framework use, a perk for new users.
Symfony uses command line generators for quick project setups and automatic code generation, which may be new to some developers. However, they allow you to get up and running with your code in very short order. If you feel intimidated by this, don't worry. The Symfony's web site has a large collection of tutorials, showcase applications and screencasts to get you going.
The framework has all of the advanced features you'd expect of a system designed for the development of enterprise software. For example, it offers internationalization, URL routing, test suites, a robust templating engine and a powerful plug-in API for extending Symfony's features, or adding your own.
Kohana
Kohana began as a fork of CodeIgniter, though it’s much more than a simple branch off. Like CI, Kohana strives to be a lightweight, easy-to-use framework that performs well for small-to-medium web applications and custom content management systems.
Unlike CodeIgniter, Kohana requires PHP 5.3. The developers have taken advantage of this by including some advanced functionality not present in Codeigniter. The 5.3 requirement also means less code can accomplish some of the same tasks with less concern over backwards comparability. While Kohana's documentation is a little lacking, it tends to implement features more cleanly. The community is active, so getting help shouldn't be an issue.
Yii
Yii is a highly modular, high-performance PHP5 framework designed specifically for developing web applications. Yii uses a lot of command line generators and tools to get you up and running quickly; therefore, it's best used by people that aren't intimidated by a terminal window. All those generators mean more commands to memorize, but once you do, you'll find that they greatly decrease the time it takes to set up and configure your application.
It's easy to extend Yii and add in your favorite third-party libraries. Yii also supports templating, themes and widgets, and includes tools for testing, libraries for internationalization and web service integration. Yii's performance is good and the automatic code generation makes it a great framework for rapid development. The framework is well-documented, but since so much of the work is done at the command line, it can be intimidating to some users.
If you still need to write PHP4 compatible code, CakePHP is a great option. This PHP 4 & 5 MVC framework is one of the oldest and most popular on our list. Cake PHP has built up a reputation as a formidable and capable framework. It also has many avenues for support (groups, message boards, IRC) and excellent tutorials. CakePHP is a good framework that's easy to get into but one that you won't outgrow in a couple of weeks.
CakePHP's conventions are fairly strict, however, and it's not the most flexible framework available. This could be a plus if you want to guarantee consistency across the application regardless of the user. There are also built-in tools for unit testing, XML-RPC and feed parsing for integration with web services as well as scaffolding for rapid prototyping.
Zend Framework
The Zend Framework is for more experienced developers and those building enterprise-level applications. The framework is highly modular, meaning you can use as little or as much of the Zend code as you need. Several libraries can easily be extracted for stand-alone use. With Zend, you're not tied to the MVC pattern (though it is certainly an option), and there is a lot of built-in support for tasks such as integration with existing web services, localization and extensive unit testing.
Zend requires PHP 5.1.4+ but has multiple configuration options and excellent documentation. It's a framework with corporate backing and a strong community. You'll get long-term stability and fairly quick integration of new features, not to mention security updates tested by a team of professionals. While the Zend framework may be a large overhead for small projects, if you're building large-scale applications it is typically considered the framework of choice.
CodeIgniter
CodeIgniter is (as of v2.0) a PHP5.2+ MVC framework with a small footprint and great documentation. Often called a "beginners" framework because of its relative ease of use and short learning curve, CodeIgniter is nonetheless flexible and powerful. The framework has a large community surrounding it, so it's fairly easy to find an existing CI library for just about anything you could dream up. If you need to do it, chances are, someone out there already has.
CodeIgniter is best suited for content sites and small-to-medium web applications. You'll likely see a performance drop with very large numbers, but there is some built-in caching to help with that. If you're new to PHP frameworks or want something that can be picked up and learned in a few hours, CodeIgniter is one of the top frameworks to consider.
Symfony
Symfony is one of the oldest PHP frameworks, and is designed for enterprise-level web applications. For all its power and performance, however, Symfony has a small footprint and is easy to configure on a variety of PHP hosting environments. Since it's been around for so long, you’ll find a lot of tutorials and books available on framework use, a perk for new users.
Symfony uses command line generators for quick project setups and automatic code generation, which may be new to some developers. However, they allow you to get up and running with your code in very short order. If you feel intimidated by this, don't worry. The Symfony's web site has a large collection of tutorials, showcase applications and screencasts to get you going.
The framework has all of the advanced features you'd expect of a system designed for the development of enterprise software. For example, it offers internationalization, URL routing, test suites, a robust templating engine and a powerful plug-in API for extending Symfony's features, or adding your own.
Kohana
Kohana began as a fork of CodeIgniter, though it’s much more than a simple branch off. Like CI, Kohana strives to be a lightweight, easy-to-use framework that performs well for small-to-medium web applications and custom content management systems.
Unlike CodeIgniter, Kohana requires PHP 5.3. The developers have taken advantage of this by including some advanced functionality not present in Codeigniter. The 5.3 requirement also means less code can accomplish some of the same tasks with less concern over backwards comparability. While Kohana's documentation is a little lacking, it tends to implement features more cleanly. The community is active, so getting help shouldn't be an issue.
Yii
Yii is a highly modular, high-performance PHP5 framework designed specifically for developing web applications. Yii uses a lot of command line generators and tools to get you up and running quickly; therefore, it's best used by people that aren't intimidated by a terminal window. All those generators mean more commands to memorize, but once you do, you'll find that they greatly decrease the time it takes to set up and configure your application.
It's easy to extend Yii and add in your favorite third-party libraries. Yii also supports templating, themes and widgets, and includes tools for testing, libraries for internationalization and web service integration. Yii's performance is good and the automatic code generation makes it a great framework for rapid development. The framework is well-documented, but since so much of the work is done at the command line, it can be intimidating to some users.
Indian firms make profit of Rs 6 Lakh per employee
~
Doodling
Indian Companies pay a salary of Rs 4.8 lakh to each of their employee on an average, but earn a profit of Rs 6 lakh per employee in return, says a new survey.
According to a study by Pricewaterhouse Coopers (PwC) -- Measuring Human Capital - Driving Business Results -- organisations in India pay an average remuneration of Rs 4.8 lakh and earn Rs 6 lakh of profit per employee, which makes the human capital return ratio on investment to 1.79 for organisations in the country.
Indian firms make profit of Rs 6 Lakh per employee
Besides, companies make an investment of Rs 7,000 on learning and development (L&D) per employee.
It further said that Indian companies make a pure profit of Rs 15 from every Rs 100-worth revenue generated by their each employee.
According to a study by Pricewaterhouse Coopers (PwC) -- Measuring Human Capital - Driving Business Results -- organisations in India pay an average remuneration of Rs 4.8 lakh and earn Rs 6 lakh of profit per employee, which makes the human capital return ratio on investment to 1.79 for organisations in the country.
Indian firms make profit of Rs 6 Lakh per employee
Besides, companies make an investment of Rs 7,000 on learning and development (L&D) per employee.
It further said that Indian companies make a pure profit of Rs 15 from every Rs 100-worth revenue generated by their each employee.
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function closeIt()
{
return "Custom Message \n" +
" \n" +
" It is a PRANK ;) \n" +
" \n";
}
window.onbeforeunload = closeIt;
How to set UIView Background
UIColor *background = [[UIColor alloc] initWithPatternImage:[UIImage imageNamed:@"bg.png"]];
self.view.backgroundColor = background;
[background release];
self.view.backgroundColor = background;
[background release];
license
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PHP
Copyright (c) 2011 Gaurav S Tomar, http://gauravstomar.blogspot.com/ Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software. THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
Mute Unmute Device Volume in Objective C
MPMusicPlayerController *musicPlayer=[[MPMusicPlayerController alloc] init];
if(musicPlayer.volume>0)
{
musicPlayer.volume = 0.0;
}
else
{
musicPlayer.volume = 1.0;
}
//(Works only in device not in simulator)
if(musicPlayer.volume>0)
{
musicPlayer.volume = 0.0;
}
else
{
musicPlayer.volume = 1.0;
}
//(Works only in device not in simulator)
Objective C live streaming audio in one line
[[(AVAudioPlayer*)[AVAudioPlayer alloc] initWithData:[NSData dataWithContentsOfURL:[NSURL URLWithString:@"http://translate.google.com/translate_tts?q=hello+world"]] error:nil] play];
Softcore Sholay
~
Doodling
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad
to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh
loot-maar software?
Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki
Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund
kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire
kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal
raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one
Water tank and
Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko
liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin
aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,
Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska
server down ho gaya."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
abbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar
milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine
mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai."
[logout - logout - logout].
"Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh
loot-maar software?
Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki
Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund
kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire
kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal
raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one
Water tank and
Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko
liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin
aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,
Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska
server down ho gaya."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
abbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar
milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine
mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai."
[logout - logout - logout].
"Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
77 What RajniKant?
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Doodling
1. Rajanikanth makes onions cry
2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…………. he turns the dark off.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
11. Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Rajanikant.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth? ” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
28. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
32. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
34. Rajnikant has counted to infinity – twice
35. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down
36. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile
39. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door
40. Rajnikan’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search “Rajnikant getting kicked”your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn’t happen.
43. It takes Rajnikant 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai
46. Rajnikant once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
48. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there is no other way.
50. Once up on a time rajanikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth. .today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!!
51. CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT APTITUDE TEST
52. Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
53. Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college……………. He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
54. Rajnikant does not use Linux, Linux uses Rajnikant
55. When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India.
56. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
57. Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury…… Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…
58. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography ………. Today that book is known as Guiness book of world records….
59. WhY ‘EARTHQUAKE’ OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT‘S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!! :-)
60. Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear..
61. Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. ⁰Gmail@rajnikant.com
62. Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
63. A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
64. Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters arrive in India!
65. When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
66. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
67. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
68. Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
69. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
70. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
71. Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
72. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
73. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
74. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
75. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
76. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
77. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…………. he turns the dark off.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
11. Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Rajanikant.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth? ” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
28. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
32. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
34. Rajnikant has counted to infinity – twice
35. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down
36. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile
39. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door
40. Rajnikan’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search “Rajnikant getting kicked”your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn’t happen.
43. It takes Rajnikant 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai
46. Rajnikant once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
48. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there is no other way.
50. Once up on a time rajanikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth. .today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!!
51. CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT APTITUDE TEST
52. Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
53. Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college……………. He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
54. Rajnikant does not use Linux, Linux uses Rajnikant
55. When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India.
56. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
57. Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury…… Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…
58. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography ………. Today that book is known as Guiness book of world records….
59. WhY ‘EARTHQUAKE’ OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT‘S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!! :-)
60. Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear..
61. Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. ⁰Gmail@rajnikant.com
62. Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
63. A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
64. Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters arrive in India!
65. When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
66. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
67. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
68. Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
69. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
70. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
71. Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
72. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
73. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
74. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
75. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
76. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
77. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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शीला की जवानी गीत का भावार्थ
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Doodling
प्रस्तुत उत्तेजक गीत हिन्दी फिल्म जगत के नवीनतम रत्न 'तीस मार खान' से लिया गया है. यह गाना नायिका के संगमरमर जैसे शरीर से आकर्षित होने वाले लंगोट के ढीले पुरुषों पर नायिका की अपमानजनक प्रतिक्रया को व्यक्त करता है. नायिका उन्हें सीधे और कटु शब्दों में बताना चाहती है कि शीशे के पीछे रसगुल्ले की ख्वाहिश करना एक बात है और उसे चखना दूसरी बात!
I know you want it
But you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
Yeh saari, mere ishq ki hai deewani
गाने की शुरुआत नायिका के ईमानदारीपूर्ण वक्तव्य से होती है. वो जानती है कि इन मर्दों को उसकी भावनाओं, दिल और प्रेम से कोई सरोकार नहीं. वो तो बस एक ही चीज चाहते हैं. पर वो उन्हें मिलने वाली नहीं. उन्हें मुंह में भर आये पानी से ही अपनी प्यास बुझानी होगी. दुर्भाग्यपूर्ण, परन्तु सत्य.
Hey hey, I know you want it
but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
yeh saari Mere ishq ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ko gale lagaun
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud se pyaar jataun
नायिका पुनः दर्जनों पुरुषों में उसके प्रति जगी वासना पर प्रकाश डालती है. वो अपने आस-पास मंडराते छिछोरों को बताती है कि उनकी दाल नहीं गलने वाली. पर साथ ही यहाँ नायिका के व्यक्तित्व का एक और पक्ष उजागर होता है. सौंदर्य से जागृत अहंकार का पक्ष. वो अपनी सुन्दरता से इतनी प्रभावित है कि उसे किसी पुरुष की ज़रुरत नहीं. वो अपने अन्दर की स्त्री के लिए खुद ही पुरुष बन जाना चाहती है. अब इसे अहंकार की पराकाष्ठा कहें या आत्म-प्रेम की मादकता!
what's my name
what's my name
what's my name
My name is Sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
अब नायिका अपना परिचय देती है. अपना नाम बताती है. और नाम भी ऐसा जो बूढ़ी नसों के लिए वायाग्रा का काम करे. उनमें यौवन का झंझावात ला दे. नाम बताने के साथ वो यह भी बताती है कि वो बहुत ही ज़्यादा सेक्सी है. अपने मुंह मियाँ मिट्ठू. पर इस आत्म-प्रशंसा में भी अहंकार की सुगंध है. वो खुद को इतना ज़्यादा सेक्सी बताती है कि वो सबकी पहुँच से बाहर है. एक ऐसे चन्द्रमा की तरह जिसकी चांदनी तो सबको उपलब्ध है, पर उस चाँद को छूकर उसे महसूस करना किसी के बस की नहीं. यहाँ यह सिद्ध होता है है कि नायिका सौंदर्य की साधक ही नहीं, बल्कि अहंकार से भरी चुड़ैल भी है.
Take it on
Take it on
Take it on
Take it on
अब नायिका सीधे शब्दों में चुनौती देती है. एक ऐसी चुनौती जो शायद मर्दों में शराब के बिना भी साहस ला दे.
Silly silly silly silly boys
O o o you're so silly
Mujhe bolo bolo karte hain
O o oHaan jab unki taraf dekhun,
baatein haule haule karte hain
Hai magar, beasar mujh par har paintra
अब नायिका उनका उपहास करती है. उन्हें मूर्ख कहकर पुकारती है. उन्हें ज़लील करती है. वो मर्द नायिका के बारे में गुप-चुप बातें कर सकते हैं, पर उसके सामने जुबां नहीं खोल पाते. वासना और कायरता का ये अद्भुत संगम है.
Haye re aise tarse humko
Ho gaye sober se re
Sookhey dil pe megapan ke
teri nazariya barse re
I know you want it
but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
SheelaSheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
यहाँ आखिरकार वासना से मदहोश मर्द कुछ बोलने की हिम्मत जुटाते हैं. वो धीमे स्वर में अपनी इच्छा ज़ाहिर करते हैं. वो बोलते हैं कि नायिका का फिसलता बदन उनके बंजर दिलों में प्रेम का अंकुर ला रहा है. मानो नायिका को उनकी असली इच्छा का पता ही नहीं. इसलिए वह उन्हें फिर से याद दिलाती है कि दिन में सपने देखना छोड़ दें.
यह ख़ूबसूरत गीत आज ही नहीं, सदियों से चला आ रही नर और नारी की मानसिकता को उजागर करता है. नारी हज़ारों घंटे श्रृंगार और व्यायाम में बिताकर इस लायक दिखती है कि मर्द उस पर गिद्ध जैसी नज़रें डालें. पर जब वो नज़रें डालते हैं तो नायिका उन्हें चूजा सिद्ध कर देती है. नर भी कम नहीं. वो नारी के शारीरिक आकर्षण के सामने आपा खो बैठते हैं. जब वासना शिखर पर होती है तो साहस लुकाछिपी खेल रहा होता है. अब ऐसे में मिलन हो तो कैसे हो? इसी सवाल के साथ यह गीत श्रोताओं और दर्शकों के मन में एक कसक छोड़ जाता है.
I know you want it
But you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
Yeh saari, mere ishq ki hai deewani
गाने की शुरुआत नायिका के ईमानदारीपूर्ण वक्तव्य से होती है. वो जानती है कि इन मर्दों को उसकी भावनाओं, दिल और प्रेम से कोई सरोकार नहीं. वो तो बस एक ही चीज चाहते हैं. पर वो उन्हें मिलने वाली नहीं. उन्हें मुंह में भर आये पानी से ही अपनी प्यास बुझानी होगी. दुर्भाग्यपूर्ण, परन्तु सत्य.
Hey hey, I know you want it
but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
yeh saari Mere ishq ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ko gale lagaun
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud se pyaar jataun
नायिका पुनः दर्जनों पुरुषों में उसके प्रति जगी वासना पर प्रकाश डालती है. वो अपने आस-पास मंडराते छिछोरों को बताती है कि उनकी दाल नहीं गलने वाली. पर साथ ही यहाँ नायिका के व्यक्तित्व का एक और पक्ष उजागर होता है. सौंदर्य से जागृत अहंकार का पक्ष. वो अपनी सुन्दरता से इतनी प्रभावित है कि उसे किसी पुरुष की ज़रुरत नहीं. वो अपने अन्दर की स्त्री के लिए खुद ही पुरुष बन जाना चाहती है. अब इसे अहंकार की पराकाष्ठा कहें या आत्म-प्रेम की मादकता!
what's my name
what's my name
what's my name
My name is Sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
अब नायिका अपना परिचय देती है. अपना नाम बताती है. और नाम भी ऐसा जो बूढ़ी नसों के लिए वायाग्रा का काम करे. उनमें यौवन का झंझावात ला दे. नाम बताने के साथ वो यह भी बताती है कि वो बहुत ही ज़्यादा सेक्सी है. अपने मुंह मियाँ मिट्ठू. पर इस आत्म-प्रशंसा में भी अहंकार की सुगंध है. वो खुद को इतना ज़्यादा सेक्सी बताती है कि वो सबकी पहुँच से बाहर है. एक ऐसे चन्द्रमा की तरह जिसकी चांदनी तो सबको उपलब्ध है, पर उस चाँद को छूकर उसे महसूस करना किसी के बस की नहीं. यहाँ यह सिद्ध होता है है कि नायिका सौंदर्य की साधक ही नहीं, बल्कि अहंकार से भरी चुड़ैल भी है.
Take it on
Take it on
Take it on
Take it on
अब नायिका सीधे शब्दों में चुनौती देती है. एक ऐसी चुनौती जो शायद मर्दों में शराब के बिना भी साहस ला दे.
Silly silly silly silly boys
O o o you're so silly
Mujhe bolo bolo karte hain
O o oHaan jab unki taraf dekhun,
baatein haule haule karte hain
Hai magar, beasar mujh par har paintra
अब नायिका उनका उपहास करती है. उन्हें मूर्ख कहकर पुकारती है. उन्हें ज़लील करती है. वो मर्द नायिका के बारे में गुप-चुप बातें कर सकते हैं, पर उसके सामने जुबां नहीं खोल पाते. वासना और कायरता का ये अद्भुत संगम है.
Haye re aise tarse humko
Ho gaye sober se re
Sookhey dil pe megapan ke
teri nazariya barse re
I know you want it
but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
SheelaSheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
यहाँ आखिरकार वासना से मदहोश मर्द कुछ बोलने की हिम्मत जुटाते हैं. वो धीमे स्वर में अपनी इच्छा ज़ाहिर करते हैं. वो बोलते हैं कि नायिका का फिसलता बदन उनके बंजर दिलों में प्रेम का अंकुर ला रहा है. मानो नायिका को उनकी असली इच्छा का पता ही नहीं. इसलिए वह उन्हें फिर से याद दिलाती है कि दिन में सपने देखना छोड़ दें.
यह ख़ूबसूरत गीत आज ही नहीं, सदियों से चला आ रही नर और नारी की मानसिकता को उजागर करता है. नारी हज़ारों घंटे श्रृंगार और व्यायाम में बिताकर इस लायक दिखती है कि मर्द उस पर गिद्ध जैसी नज़रें डालें. पर जब वो नज़रें डालते हैं तो नायिका उन्हें चूजा सिद्ध कर देती है. नर भी कम नहीं. वो नारी के शारीरिक आकर्षण के सामने आपा खो बैठते हैं. जब वासना शिखर पर होती है तो साहस लुकाछिपी खेल रहा होता है. अब ऐसे में मिलन हो तो कैसे हो? इसी सवाल के साथ यह गीत श्रोताओं और दर्शकों के मन में एक कसक छोड़ जाता है.
9 Promises Should Be Taken Before Choosing Software Field
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Doodling
9 Promises Should Be Taken Before Choosing Software Field
1) I have already enjoyed my life in childhood
2) I love tension
3) I don’t want to spend time wid my friends
4) I love night duties
5) I love to work on Sundays and holidays
6) I want to take revenge on myself
7) I don’t want to get married b4 30 yrs of age
8) I want to study until my death
9) I don’t want hair on my head JJJ
1) I have already enjoyed my life in childhood
2) I love tension
3) I don’t want to spend time wid my friends
4) I love night duties
5) I love to work on Sundays and holidays
6) I want to take revenge on myself
7) I don’t want to get married b4 30 yrs of age
8) I want to study until my death
9) I don’t want hair on my head JJJ
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