1. Rajanikanth makes onions cry
2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…………. he turns the dark off.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
11. Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Rajanikant.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth? ” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
28. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
32. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
34. Rajnikant has counted to infinity – twice
35. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down
36. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile
39. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door
40. Rajnikan’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search “Rajnikant getting kicked”your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn’t happen.
43. It takes Rajnikant 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai
46. Rajnikant once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
48. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there is no other way.
50. Once up on a time rajanikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth. .today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!!
51. CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT APTITUDE TEST
52. Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
53. Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college……………. He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
54. Rajnikant does not use Linux, Linux uses Rajnikant
55. When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India.
56. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
57. Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury…… Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…
58. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography ………. Today that book is known as Guiness book of world records….
59. WhY ‘EARTHQUAKE’ OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT‘S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!! :-)
60. Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear..
61. Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. ⁰Gmail@rajnikant.com
62. Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
63. A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
64. Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters arrive in India!
65. When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
66. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
67. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
68. Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
69. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
70. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
71. Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
72. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
73. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
74. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
75. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
76. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
77. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.